new month, new topic....same s***

I am so tired of hearing about weed being a gateway drug. First of all, let's get something straight: WEED IS NOT A DRUG!!!! It's a herb. So is parsley. One is cooked with and one is just heated up. They both smell delightful once the flame hits them. I have been indulging in herbs for almost 15 years now and I haven't hit the gateway yet. Now, if you are a weak minded person, by all means, just say no. To everything!...If you do indulge in certain herbs and is looking for a 'higher' high, please climb up a ladder and smoke. If your herbs don't work for you anymore,either find a different herb store or stop indulging. Bowloon

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And another thing...

...if I am reading while seated on the trolley, bus, train. Please: for God's sake and everything that is holy: DON'T START TALKING TO ME!!! If I am reading on my way to work (or on my way home from work) it's because this is the only time I have to read. I would really prefer to read than to humor you with a few half-ass comments on the things you are talking about. The weather, the long wait for the bus, your long commute to work. You know, if you had a book, it wouldn't seem that long. You would have something to do and than YOU WOULDN'T BE BOTHERING ME!!!!!!

I have respect for the elderly like everyone else.But....

...when I am on the public transportation and I am tired after a long day of working, I don't feel like getting up to let an elderly person sit down. Especially when there is about six to eight young men seated before me.I have a 95% way of holding on to your seat. Now, I'm not saying this is right, but it surely works!! You must pretend to be sleeping. As the trolley approaches the stop, if your seated in a window seat, look and see who is filing onto the trolley. If they have canes or senior citizens' bus passes, you might want to doze off. If you're in an aisle seat, you must be quick, but not obvious. Now please be sure to use this when you are actually tired. And only when you are actually tired. Hopefully, you and I will make it to our elderly days. And if and when we do, and we are using public transportation, hopefully someone will give us a seat.

T.G.I.F.!!!!!!

How many of us would like to give their bosses a parting gift until Monday morning? Thanks little baby!





Baby Swears

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Paul Mooney is the truth. I just found out that he use to write a lot of the late, great Richard Pryor's material. Please listen to his words.

EVERYONE LIKES A GOOD CHICK FIGHT. AM I RIGHT?

While I'm reading....

...Please do not strike up a conversation with me. We can exchange salutations and pleasantries, but unless I place my bookmark, and close the book or continue the dialect, the conversation is OVER...It doesn't matter if I am on the trolley or on break at my place of employment...While I am reading....don't be rude

the first of many things on my list....

when a b***** ass (so-called) man raises his hand to strike a woman, but won't raise his hand to a another man unless it's for a pound or some dap. WTF kinda bull**** is that?! Now ladies, if we can be honest with ourselves, we can admit to ..uh.. provoking certain things. We know the buttons to push, the words to say. Some of the things we do could warrant an angry shove, some minor restraining (holding one in a bear-hold like hug) or a open-hand slap to the face (palm up; no knuckles). But I cannot see a man punching a woman anywhere on her body; especially the face. If you are mad enough to punch, beat, kick and/or stomp your woman, you need to exit stage left. And if you find yourself always mad enough to want to punch,beat, kick and/or stomp your woman, maybe, you need to distance yourself from her. Exit stage far left. And if you are just an asshole who likes to beat on woman, please, just exit.